Yumiyuri wrote:(with all those tentacles? no thanks xDD)

No, sweetie, if David Draiman had been Davey Jones, he wouldn't have had the tentacles. Come on, this is David Draiman we're talking about.

(what would he have had? he has to look like he came from the sea xD)

fact#421 David Draiman can cook better than Gordon Ramsay. (addicted to Hell's Kitchen right now xD)

Yumiyuri wrote:(what would he have had? he has to look like he came from the sea xD)

fact#421 David Draiman can cook better than Gordon Ramsay. (addicted to Hell's Kitchen right now xD)

I'm sure they would have found some way to make him look sexy as hell AND like he was an evil sea captain. But, remember, the crew takes on the visage of the captain.

Fact #422- David Draiman can cook better than ALL of the Iron Chefs on Iron Chef America.

(lol, meaning they all have his piercings and can do the growls xDDD)
(i've only wtache dIron chef Japanese version, is the US one nice?)

Fact#423 hell, David Draiman can take any poisonous animal....and make it edible!

^Exactly. And the American version is pretty heavy. One of the Iron Chefs on the American version is an original Iron Chef from the Japanese version. Masaharu Morimoto is his name and he's got the best record of ALL the chefs... including the only female on the show.

Fact #424- David Draiman can take any animal, fruit or vegetable on the planet and make it taste like you're eating ambrosia.

^That one's funny. Two Dancing David awards for you!

(omg, kj....you changed your color O.O)

Fact#426 David Draiman killed a guy...with a spoon.

Fact#427: David Draiman can do a wall of death ... alone!

Fact#428- The Marine Corps. Crucible is a cake walk for David Draiman. He can do it with his eyes closed and both hands tied behind his back.

Fact#429 David Draiman's hugs will make any girl die happy :3

^ For sure!

Fact # 430- A kiss from David Draiman will send any woman into cardiac arrest.

Fact#431 a kiss from David Draiman (even a flying one) will cause a woman to spontaneously combust

^ as impossible as that sounds, you're RIGHT!!

Fact #432- There isn't a female on the face of the planet that isn't attracted to David Draiman. Many of them just don't know it yet.

Fact#433 those who do not admit to admiring david draiman are such sad creatures
Fact#434 if a woman does not admire David Draiman, David Draiman will make them change their minds *wink wink*
Fact#435 David Draiman can solve any mistifying puzzle in the world!

Fact #436- David Draiman is the only person alive that can solve an enigma.

Fact #437- In an attempt to create a new dish for the holidays that only those who are crazy like him would eat, David Draiman took a small cornish game hen and stuffed it inside a duck, then stuffed the duck inside a turkey and called it Turducen. Just ask any cajun you know how turducen came to be that that's what they'll tell you.

Fact#438 David Draiman is brave enough to eat a Filipino delicacy called Balut (aborted duck egg) and not throw up afterwards! (it's delicious btw xD)

^I had a friend who was a missionary in the Philippines and he said that Balut isn't really all that bad once you get used to it.

Fact #439- David Draiman has eaten Crilladillas (bull testicles) and not broken a sweat.

(i love balut, they're delicious. people on Fear Factor seem to make a big deal eating it. honestly, the french have more....exotic...dishes xD)

Fact#440 David Draiman can eat anything and never get sick!

Fact #441- David Draiman can drink more alcohol than any living being on the planet and NOT get alcohol poisoning.

Fact#442 David Draiman's angry stare is poison and his kiss is honey ;)
Fact#443 David Draiman should've been a judge in American Idol

^ those get five Dancing David Awards apiece

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Fact#444: I wrote David Draiman in every exam answer in two of the university entrance exams I took and I passed both! :D

(i did really pass two of the three universities i applied for. I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY! :D)

^ Way to go, Rei! Five Dancing David's for you!


Fact #445- I have finals for the next week! Watch me write David Draiman for every answer and pass with flying colors!

(I really do have finals this week. I'll let everyone know how I do.)

(I hope you do really well! :D)

Fact#446 David Draiman is...YOUR FATHER.