You knew it was coming.... Let's hear 'em!


Fact #1:

As a straight male I'd fuck that anyday

kr0w93 wrote:You knew it was coming.... Let's hear 'em!


Fact #1:

As a straight male I'd fuck that anyday

Haha! I don't even know if there's a need for a response. Thats just too perfect.

Fact #2


If you spell David Draiman in scrabble, you'll make Chuck Norris cry..... forever.

Here's a few more; also these are my own. Some are springboarded off of others but for the most part, I think 'em up :P



Fact #3 David Draiman's wedding ring pays rent

Fact #4 David Draiman lights his weed with a grenade.... After coating it in anthrax

Fact #5 Correction; David Draiman smokes the grenade

Fact #6

Fact #7 Arnold Swarzeneggar kicked David Draiman in the nads, but David Draiman didn't get hurt. David Draiman kicked Arnie back but Arnie didn't get hurt. What's the difference? David Draiman actually had the stones.

Fact #8 When David Draiman gets a cold, he doesn't lose his voice. He kicks it the fuck out.

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Some are pretty lame but I'll continue to post more as they come to me.

Feel free to add any of your own. Just remember:

1. To include the Fact #

2. That this is a David Draiman facts thread. Not a Dave facts thread. Not a Davey facts thread. Not a Daniel Facts thread. Not a Draiman facts thread. Not a Rayman facts thread.
I like to have a little tradition :P

Fact#9 Kids check nunder their beds for the boogeyman. The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. And Chuck Norris checks under his bed for David Draiman! XDDD

Yumiyuri wrote:Fact#9 Kids check nunder their beds for the boogeyman. The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. And Chuck Norris checks under his bed for David Draiman! XDDD

rotflmao......now that is funny.

fact #10 david draiman was under the bed teaching the boogieman to go" owwwwahahahah"

fact#11 David Draiman's voice is so powerful, NASA wants to use him as a way to communicate with aliens! XDDD

kr0w93 wrote:You knew it was coming.... Let's hear 'em!


Fact #1:

As a straight male I'd fuck that anyday

HAHAHA! OMFG! That is PRICELESS!

Fact #12 David Draiman killed the dinosaurs

Fact #13 Adam may have been the first man alive, but David Draiman was the first immortal alive

Fact #14 God was created in David Draiman's image

Fact #15 David Draiman narrated Mortal Kombat

Fact #16--David Draiman is afraid of clowns. That's straight from the man himself, however, that cuts both ways because...

Clowns are also afraid of David Draiman!

kr0w93 wrote:You knew it was coming.... Let's hear 'em!


Fact #1:

As a straight male I'd fuck that anyday

lol....i don't even really know what to say to that.

Fact#17 Chuck Norris could kick a guy's ass in 5 minutes. David Draiman could instantly make hordes of girl faint by just smiling at them!

Very nice people! Keep 'em coming :D


Fact #18 Chuck Norris replaced Waldo because of David Draiman
Fact #19 David Draiman can stop the painkiller
Fact #20 Mr. Crowley talks to the dead. David Draiman talks back.
Fact #21 Heroine became addicted to David Draiman
Fact #22 The dark has a constant fear that David Draiman's always there
Fact #23 Iron Man was built by David Draiman. From aluminum foil.
Fact #24 You just got Godsmacked by David Draiman. Over the phone.
Fact #25 David Draiman punched death in the face
Fact #26 David Draiman doesn't need to hide from the Electric Eye. The Electric Eye pretends that David Draiman isn't there.
Fact #27 David Draiman wrote the dictionary
Fact #28 David Draiman fixed Jack Sparrow's compass
Fact #29 God wrote David Draiman's autobiography
Fact #30 David Draiman's knock-knock jokes involve a sledge hammer. You think that's a joke? Just try David Draiman.

David Draiman Fact #31: Don't ever cross David-- don't lie to him, don't fuck him over, don't talk shit about him when he's not around. He will find out. And when he's done dealing with you and your duplicity, he'll write a song about you that will make you wish you were never born!

Fact#32 David Draiman's power level is over 10,000!
Fact#33 David Draiman never loses The Game. The Game loses to David Draiman.
Fact#34 David Draiman doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Fact#35 Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice. David Draiman counted to infinity - thrice.
Fact#36 When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. David Draiman does the same, but ladies scream while he does it.
Fact#37 Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. David Draiman can kill three stones with one bird.
Fact#38 Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. David Draiman doesn't bowl strikes - all the pins faint before he even picks up the ball.
Fact#39 David Draiman was once in a knife fight, and the knife was mutilated.
Fact#40 When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy. When David Draiman plays Monopoly, it IS the actual world economy.

I got these from my friends XDDD

#'s 37 and 33 were badass!

Way to go :D

Fact #41 David Draiman doesn't milk a cow's utter. He picks them up one at a time and wrings them out over a sink like a wet washcloth

Fact #42 Scratch that. David Draiman gets his milk from El Chupacabra.

Fact #43 David Draiman invented a solar powered flashlight

Fact #44 David Draiman wrote a book... on HOW TO READ.

Fact #45 David Draiman went to Scotland and the Loch Ness Monster had been discovered

Fact #46 David Draiman told a cop to freeze.... after shooting him with a paintball gun.

Fact #47 That train wasn't fucking crazy. David Draiman threw it off the goddamn rails.

Fact #48 Ozzy Osbourne bit off a dove's head once. And then to prove himself further he did the same to a bat. David Draiman bit off a bear's head and swallowed it in one gulp.

Fact #49 David Draiman sells mobile phones to mimes

Fact #50 David Draiman single handedly took out a tank. With a water pistol.

Fact#51 David Draiman can spit in Death's eye, and live forever to tell the tale.

Fact #52 David Draiman can resist the Touch of Evil. The Touch of Evil can't resist David Draiman.

Fact#53 David Draiman can kill a bad guy by just flexing his bicep

Fact # 54 the Atlas statue was made in David Draimans image

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Fact #55: David Draiman can change the course of the weather just by giving storm clouds a dirty look.

Fact #56: David Draiman can send televangelists to hell.

Fact #57: David Draiman can stop a bullet dead in its tracks.

Fact #58: David Draiman is Iron Man.

Fact#59 David Draiman killed Hitler. With a spoon.
Fact#60 The Colossus of Rhodes and the Statue of Zeus is made in David Draiman's image

fact #61.....the only thing david draiman can't control is david draiman :)

#62 DAVID DRAIMAN THOUGHT HE WAS WRONG ONCE.......BUT HE WAS MISTAKEN