How could we let this laps? It's epically wrong!!

Fact #599- Anyone who insults David Draiman's heritage will suffer the most agonizing death known to mankind after he humiliates them.

Fact #600- We're 600 facts deep and we've barely scratched the surface of how EPIC David Draiman is.

Fact 601
David killed death

Fact 602
David stabbed a knife

Fact 603
David can shut a rotating door.

Fact 604
If David ever dies,we will know that God needs music lessons.

Fact 605
David is INDESTRUCTIBLE

Fact 606
David is a bald guy with hair.

Fact#607 David Draiman once punched a horse in the chin. The horse's descendants are now known as giraffes.
Fact#608 When David Draiman swings a sword, the air bleeds
Fact#609 David Draiman let the dogs out.
Fact#610 David Draiman sleeps with a pillow under his gun
Fact#611 David Draiman once walked into a pool and came out completely dry
Fact#612 David Draiman is the only man to be able to life "heavy metal"
Fact#613 David Draiman can win Blackjack with 1 card
Fact#614 David Draiman can alphebatize m&m's
Fact#615 David Draiman wakes his alarm clock every morning