Fact#538 David Draiman once won one trillion dollars on WHo Wants to Be a Millionaire
Fact#539 David Draiman graduated college in thirty minutes.
Fact#40 David Draiman once stabbed a knife with a human being

Fact #541- David Draiman once killed a man with a plastic spork.

(I think we already have that fact somewhere...)

Fact#542 David Draiman didn't lose his voice. He's just preparing for Judgement Day ;)

^Oh well, I repeated it.

Fact#543 we're repeating facts because David Draiman's awesomeness can't be only said once XD

Fact #544- There is not limit to David Draiman's awesomeness as we all know. We cannot proclaim it enough. It doesn't matter how many facts we come up with about how just plain bad ass David Draiman is... there will ALWAYS BE MORE!!!

Fact#545 in accordance to the previous fact, the David Draiman facts thread will die as because we will never run out of facts about the most awesome human being on earth :D

Fact #546- Yes, this thread will flourish no matter what. It make take a few days to think of a another reason David Draiman is the most awesome person on the face of the planet... but We will eventually think of yet another fact. There is no limit to the pure bad ass- ness of David Draiman.

Fact#547 the David Draiman facts will always come...oh, yes, they will. *cue maniacal laughter*

Fact #548- That is because David Draiman is Indestructible and so is any thread that states facts about him.

Fact#549 There used to be a street named after David Draiman, but it was changed because nobody crosses David Draiman and lives.
Fact#550 David Draiman can count the number of corners in a circle

Fact #551- In addition to the previous fact, David Draiman can also count the number of rounded sides in a square.

Fact#551 David Draiman doesn't do math. Math however wants to do him ;)
Fact#552 David Draiman once scared a baby. To this day that baby is still screaming in fear......his name is Justin Bieber
Fact#553 David Draiman can tear up a facebook page
Fact#554 The sun cannot look directly at David Draiman. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Fact#555 David Draiman turned a black hole white.

^Thrity Dancing David's for those facts! Those were too much!!!!

Fact#556: When David Draiman sings, an angel grows wings.
Fact#557: David Draiman is a Super Sayian, his hair couldn't take the power!

Fact #558- David Draiman is so sexy that the man on the moon want to do him. Too bad he doesn't have a chance.

^ That one was too rich!!

-takes a bow- Thank you, thank you...

Fact#559 David Draiman can pay his restaurant bill by simply drawing a dollar sign on his receipt.
Fact#560 David Draiman grinds his coffee with his teeth then boils it with his rage

Fact #561- Belladonna is a very toxic flower to all but one man... David Draiman.

Fact #562- There isn't a substance on the planet that's toxic to David Draiman.

Fact#563 all the world's love potions were extracted from David Draiman's sweat ;)

Fact #564- David Draiman's urine is sulfuric acid.

Fact#565 David Draiman can tear three phonebooks on top of each other in half with one hand

Fact #566- There isn't an employer on the planet that wouldn't hire David Draiman because he's just so bad ass.

Fact #567- Disturbed is in the Sweet 16 in the Musical March Madness that MTV is doing because of the sheer bad ass- ness of David Draiman.

Fact#568 David Draiman once beat a wall at tennis
Fact#569 David Draiman built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, David met all three bullets with his piercings, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Fact#570 David Draiman doesn't beat around the bush, he beats the bush up