^He has a pretty fucked up imagination if that's the case...

Fact #486- David Draiman's mind can make superglue come undone.

Fact#487 Valentine's Day should be renamed David Draiman Day because he's the god of love himself ;)

^Amen to THAT one sister! All hail David Draiman, God of Love! Cupid needs to get out of the way.

Fact#488 Cupid/Eros was created so that people wouldn't swarm David Draiman everyday begging for him to be their Valentine ;)
Fact#489 David Draiman can get enough of everybody. But everybody CAN'T get enough of David Draiman xD
Fact#490 Ten more facts to go until 500 and we still haven't gotten through the tip of the iceberg of how awesome David Draiman is!
Fact#491 If David Draiman was in 300, the movie would just be called 1
Fact#492 In David Draiman, we trust
Fact#493 David Draiman watched "the Ring" video...and watched it again the week later
Fact#494 Hand sanitizers kill 99.9% of germs. David Draiman can kill 10,000% of whatever the hell he wants!
Fact#495 David Draiman is Victoria's Secret xD
Fact#496 David Draman can capitalize numbers
Fact#497 A watched kettle never boils. Unless it was David Draiman. The said kettle will explode.
Fact#498 David Draiman can break water in half.

All of those were so awsome... and I believe them all! xD

Fact#499 David Draiman can split an atom. With his bare hands.
Fact#500 500 David Draiman facts and we're not stopping yet!

Fact #501- David Draiman is the one that gave Einstein the idea for the A- bomb.

Fact #502- David Draiman created the Theory of Relativity.

Fact #503- David Draiman was drinking 200 proof liquor before he was 21 and had NEVER had alcohol poisoning.

Fact #504- David Draiman has won every title in Pro MMA.. even the ones that aren't in his weight class..

Fact#505 the only poster David Draiman has in his room is a mirror
Fact#506 David Draiman can gargle with honey
Fact#507 David Draiman is so bad-ass he makes onions cry
Fact#508 You were wrong MC Hammer...David Draiman CAN touch this!
Fact#509 David Draiman has a pet rock. It's called "Earth".
Fact#510 David Draiman can drown a fish

Fact #511- David Draiman invented the more advanced Gaming systems because Atari bored him to no end.

Fact #512- David Draiman kicks more ass than Mario in the Mario bros. games.

Fact#513 David Draiman can clog the toilet with his pee.
Fact#514 David Draiman can frill for oil with a pogo stick
Fact#515 David Draiman is so sexy his own reflection wants to do him xDD

^ Twenty five Dancing David's for 515 because that's so true!







Fact #516- In addition to 515, David Draiman's so sexy that EVERYONE'S reflections want to do him... no matter how straight he or the reflection's owner may be.

^

25 AS WELL!!!!

Fact#517 When David Draiman takes a test, the test answers HIS questions
Fact#518 David Draiman never wore glasses. If he can't see it, it doesn't exist
Fact#519 David Draiman told a deaf man to shut up and he did
Fact#520 David Draiman doesn't walk away from explosions. Explosions walk away from him xD

Fact #521- Bombs don't cause explosions... David Draiman does.

Fact#522 that's cause David Draiman is THE BOMB!

Holy shit! Suprised to see this thread still going!

Major thanks to all :)


Fact#523
David Draiman is Gan Ning's ancestor.


^For those who don't know who that is:
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Fact #524- David Draiman is EVERYONE'S ancestor... he's a GOD afterall!

Fact#525 David Draiman can rhyme purple and orange
Fact#526 David Draiman published his personal diary. Its now called the Guiness Book of World Records
Fact#527 People seel their souls to the Devil. The Devil sells his soul to David Draiman
Fact#528 Pollen is allergic to David Draiman
Fact#529 When David Draiman watched Dragonball Z, he thought he was just watching some easy workout videos
Fact#530 David Draiman wakes up at 2 AM every afternoon

^Those were the best facts yet; loved them all! :D

Fact#531- Ten Thousand Fists is the national anthem for the entire world. David Draiman Earth's represenative.

Yumiyuri wrote:Fact#525 David Draiman can rhyme purple and orange
Fact#526 David Draiman published his personal diary. Its now called the Guiness Book of World Records
Fact#527 People seel their souls to the Devil. The Devil sells his soul to David Draiman
Fact#528 Pollen is allergic to David Draiman
Fact#529 When David Draiman watched Dragonball Z, he thought he was just watching some easy workout videos
Fact#530 David Draiman wakes up at 2 AM every afternoon

Twenty five Dancing David Awards for these... they deserve it!

(You're too kind :3)

Fact#532 When it's time for people to die, the Grim Reaper shows up. When it's the Grim Reaper's time to die, David Draiman shows up
Fact#533 I tried to increase my account security by strengthening my password. I typed "David Draiman" and password protection increased by ten thousand!

Fact #534- By using "David Draiman" as the password for my anti-virus program, I got malware and spyware for free... AND the most BAD ASS firewall known to man!

Fact#535 David Draiman will BE the firewall!

^ Thirty Dancing David's for that one!

Fact#536 David Draiman once built a sandcastle. We know this as the Pyramids of Giza

Fact #537- The Colosseum is where people who piss off David Draiman have to fight to the death.