Fact#356 if David Draiman ever reads this, he'll know how much his fans love him ;)

^ Hell yeah we do!

Fact #357- If David Draiman ever reads this, he'll laugh his ass off!

^ HELL YEAH HE WILL! xD

Fact#357 If David Draiman ever reads this, the other guys will too and they'll all be laughing their asses off xD

^ Ain't that the truth?

Fact #358- If David Draiman and the other guys read this thread, they would probably piss themselves laughing.

Fact#359 If David Draiman reads this, he'll probably wonder which "disturbed" people wrote this XD
Fact#360 David Draiman's aura radiates awesomeness that pop stars cannot take and explode when they are touched by it.

^ five Dancing David awards for 360.

Fact #361- David Draiman's voice operates on a sound frequency that will make the heart of all pop stars explode after hearing it.

Fact#362 If David Draiman signs something for you and he sees it on ebay, when you go home, he'll be under your bed.

Fact #363- If David Draiman signs something for you and he sees it on Craig's List, he will sneak into your house in the middle of the night beat your ass.

Fact#364 David Draiman killed the Teletubbies.

(radek, you're supposed to put his whole name)

fact#366 David Draiman didn’t wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear..

^That's too much!

Fact #367- David Draiman didn't have to clean his room as a child. His toys and other stuff all put themselves away after he was done with them because they wanted to stay in one piece.

Fact#368 David Draiman thretened to kill Michael Jackson, MJ got so scared he turned white.
Fact#369 David Draiman is the reason the Dead Sea is dead.
Fact#370 Bigfoot is made of David Draiman's hair.
Fact#371 David Draiman wears sun glasses to protect the sun from his eyes.
Fact#372 When David Draiman wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken
Fact#373 David Draiman doesn't need a life. Life needs David Draiman.
Fact#374 David Draiman can dry clothes underwater
Fact#375 David Draiman plays Xbox games on the Ps3

^Those are hilarious!

Fact#376 Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Only David Draiman can go up Niagra Falls in a cardboard box.

^ OMG I love that one! xD

Fact#377 David Draiman gives poison ivy a rash :p

^THAT one is priceless!!!

Fact #378- David Draiman isn't allergic to penicillin. Penicillin is allergic to David Draiman.

^ EPIC!

Fact#379 David Draiman can nail jello to a tree
Fact#380 It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true with a chance to hug David Draiman :D
Fact#381 David Draiman once split Bruce Lee in half. The two halves became Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris
Fact#382 The fall of Rome is quite simple... The Emperor forgot to pay David Draiman the rent one month... big mistake.

^ 382 gets five dancing David awards!


Fact #383- There is nothing in the world that David Draiman fears. However,there is nothing in the world that doesn't fear David Draiman.

^ EPICALLY EPIC!!!

Fact#384 David Draiman doesn't drown in water. Water drowns in him :D

Fact #385- David Draiman can breathe Carbon Dioxide and feel no ill affect.

Fact#386 Plants don't take in co2 and emitt oxygen. David Draiman does that.

Fact #387- David Draiman can alter the negative affects that pollution and everything has on out planet. He just chooses not to in order to show the human race that the way we're living out lives is just Another Way to Die.

Fact#388 David Draiman is too sexy for his shirt xD
Fact#389 There's no control button in David Draiman's computer. David Draiman is always in control
Fact#390 We're nearly at 400 facts and we still haven't grasped how awesome David Draiman is!