Fact#400 David is my long lost bro but he's right here! sitting next to me..lol

@Disturbed1foreternity
dude that David bobble head is pissin me off in a good way..:P

lol, Dancing David!

Laughinginsanity wrote:@Disturbed1foreternity
dude that David bobble head is pissin me off in a good way..:P

We call it the "Dancing David" here on MR. I love that fucking thing and I pass them out like awards in this thread!

Fact #401- Forget the Christian Ideal of GOD! DAVID DRAIMAN IS GOD!

Of course "DANCING DAVID"!
Hot for the girls.

More like the girls are hot for him.

Fact#402 There isn't a girl on earth that can withstand David Draiman's hotness. Hell, I'm on the other side of earth and I'm melting!

^try being in the same country, Rei. It's all I can do to keep from getting a sunburn. Which leads me to the next David Draiman fact...

Fact #403- David Draiman doesn't get sunburns. UV rays have no affect on him.

Fact #404- David Draiman playing "Mario" in the left.

fakt #404- David Drainman gra w "Mario" w lewo.

omg, the thread is alive again! yay!!!! :D

Fact#405 This David Draiman facts thread is indestructible as David Draiman himself :D

^ Girl, you know it! It just took me a while to come up with a good fact because there are so many reasons that David Draiman is the SHIT!

Fact #406- (this is kinda gross but funny, I think)
David Draiman doesn't have to flush the toilet behind himself. The toilet flushes itself so that David Draimn doesn't get pissed and break it into a million porcelain pieces.

(omg that was funny xDDD)

Fact#407 David Draiman's itouch doesn't need to be touched. David just has to think of the song he wants and it'll play it!

^ Nice one!

Okay, this may sound retarded, but here it goes:

Fact #408- David Draiman gives the sun a third degree burn.

i loved that one :D

Fact#409 David Draiman is Santa Claus. Santa figured if kids don't believe in him, the women will. (Come on, won't you want to stay up all night just to see him in your living room? ;)

^ Hell yeah I would! x3

if he came to my house he'll never get out ;)

Fact#410 David Draiman likes to move it move it! (omg stupid madagascar movie xD)

^that was so stupid it was funny! Two Dancing David's for that.


Fact #411- None of David Draiman's electronics need to be touched to power up. All he has to do is look at them and they know exactly what he wants.

Fact#412 in addition to that fact, when David Draiman looks at women, he knows EXACTLY what they want ;)

^ Oh Nice!!

I believe that one deserves a real World Medal instead of a Dancing David! LOL x3

Yumiyuri wrote:Fact#412 in addition to that fact, when David Draiman looks at women, he knows EXACTLY what they want ;)

^This gets the most Dancing David Awards ever given in this thread! 10, bitches!!!!




Fact #413- You know the movie "What Women Want"? That movies was written about the awesomeness of David Draiman and his ability to read womens minds.

fact 414: when someone gets the sickness, it isn't an illness, it's just the epicness radiating from David Draiman's voice, which people have received when he was silent.

Fact#415 Screw Brad Pitt or Orlando Bloom, filmmakers should've cast David Draiman if they wnated to make BILLIONS.

Fact #416- If the Directors of the Pirates of the Caribbean had casted David Draiman as Davey Jones, those movies would have ended a hell of a lot differently!

(with all those tentacles? no thanks xDD)

Fact#417 if they casted David Draiman as Darth Vader, EVERYONE would've gone to the Dark Side of the Force xD
Fact#418 according to Schmidt Pain Index, the highest rated sting is from the Bullet Ant. But the sting of the Bullet Ant is nothing compared to the pain David Draiman can bring you if you piss him off!

fact #419
he hates nazi's.
fact #420
i do too.