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26 Re: David Draiman facts on Tue 25 May 2010, 05:58

Yumiyuri


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Fact#63 David Draiman is always right.

Fact#64 If David Draiman is ever wrong, refer to Fact#63

Fact#65 David Draiman can use anything as a weapon.

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27 Re: David Draiman facts on Tue 25 May 2010, 12:10

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Fact #66: David Draiman was the inspiration for "The Thinker"

Fact #67: The only thing David Draiman is truly afraid of is... David Draiman

Fact #68: When Chuck Norris dies, David Draiman will be the one who takes his place.

Fact #69: I would be afraid to say "no" to David Draiman. His wish is my command...



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28 Re: David Draiman facts on Tue 25 May 2010, 14:41

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Fact #70 When Chuck Norris Dies it will be David Draiman that killed him
Fact #71 The Four Horsmen are made up of David Draiman, Dan Donegan, Mike Wengren, and John Moyer
Fact #72 David Draiman dosn't move outta the way of bullets, the bullets move outta the way of him
Fact #73 David Draimans librets are the Devils horns

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29 Re: David Draiman facts on Tue 25 May 2010, 16:13

numbtoes12


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Fact #74-David Draiman isn't badass. He INVENTED badass.

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30 Re: David Draiman facts on Wed 26 May 2010, 04:33

Yumiyuri


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Fact#74 David Draiman is Indestructible.

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31 Re: David Draiman facts on Wed 26 May 2010, 09:15

kr0w93


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Fact #76 David Draiman>>>>>>>>Dancing Charmander Charmander
(sorry Dylan!)

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32 Re: David Draiman facts on Wed 26 May 2010, 09:23

Yumiyuri


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Fact#77 David Draiman >>>>>> everything else

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33 Re: David Draiman facts on Wed 26 May 2010, 10:26

kr0w93


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Fact #78 Rob Halford turned homosexual because of David Draiman. That's why he's such a badass! :D

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34 Re: David Draiman facts on Wed 26 May 2010, 10:59

Yumiyuri


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Fact#79 David Draiman invented all the words in the dictionary

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35 Re: David Draiman facts on Wed 26 May 2010, 13:05

numbtoes12


Inside The Fire
^^^that's already been used haha

Fact #80-David Draiman stopped the Cuban Missile Crisis. He chucked all of the nukes into the ocean, with his bare hands!

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36 Re: David Draiman facts on Wed 26 May 2010, 13:26

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(Was it? Damn. XDDD)

Fact#81 When David Draiman plays chess, he wins every war in the world.

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37 Re: David Draiman facts on Wed 26 May 2010, 14:21

kr0w93


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Fact #82

When David Draiman wins a war, he doesn't need a peace treaty. He tells them the fucking terms.

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38 Re: David Draiman facts on Wed 26 May 2010, 14:28

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Fact #83
David Draiman is the modern messiah, now liberate your mind you motherf*ckers :)

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39 Re: David Draiman facts on Wed 26 May 2010, 14:34

kr0w93


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^Nice lol



But feel free to go ahead and say whatever on here.

No censorship here :D

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40 Re: David Draiman facts on Wed 26 May 2010, 14:41

Yumiyuri


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Fact#84 In the face of war, David Draiman will unleash the Sickness and get everyone Stupified Inside the Fire in The Night

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41 Re: David Draiman facts on Wed 26 May 2010, 15:53

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Thank god for no censorship! This is the least strict forum I've ever been on, and I like it.

Fact #85-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. David Draiman doesn't bother. He just knocks it the fuck down!

Fact #86-When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive. But in a game against David Draiman, Chuck Norris will be lucky if he makes it out alive!

Fact #87-Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. David Draiman walked into a bar, and that building and all surrounding it were instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained PERIOD!

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42 Re: David Draiman facts on Wed 26 May 2010, 16:21

Yumiyuri


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^I love #87!

Fact#88 Chuck Norris can take on all the WWE superstars at once...and win. David Draiman can take on all the WWE Superstars AND all the wrestlers in the world at once...and destroy them.

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43 Re: David Draiman facts on Thu 27 May 2010, 09:22

kr0w93


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Fact #89
David Draiman can beat Chuck Liddel

Fact #90 David Draiman moves like Bruce and stings like Ali
(I had a better one but it didn't rhyme)

Fact #91 David Draiman doesn't need to be indestructible if he has no enemies

Fact #92 Nothing's fair in a war with David Draiman

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44 Re: David Draiman facts on Thu 27 May 2010, 09:57

Yumiyuri


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Fact#93 NO ONE wins in a war against David Draiman

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45 Re: David Draiman facts on Thu 27 May 2010, 13:03

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Inside The Fire
Fact #94-David Draiman lures people to the dark side with his cookies. xD

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46 Re: David Draiman facts on Thu 27 May 2010, 15:24

Conker


The Animal
Fact #95 - David Draiman doesn't shave his head, his head shaves itself.

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47 Re: David Draiman facts on Thu 27 May 2010, 19:00

Remiel


Stricken
#96 David Draiman IS smarter than a 5th grader.

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48 Re: David Draiman facts on Fri 28 May 2010, 05:02

Yumiyuri


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Fact#97 David Draiman is smarter than ANYBODY
Fact#98 David Draiman doesn't have to mow his lawn. It emo and cuts itself.
Fact#99 You can't search for David Draiman on Google because it knows that it can't find him. David Draiman finds YOU.
Fact#100 Only David Draiman can have so many fans that love him that they made him a facts list.

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49 Re: David Draiman facts on Fri 28 May 2010, 11:20

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Fact #101: David Draiman's hair is scared to grow back (at least the hair on his head is)

Fact #102: David Draiman commands the hair on his arms, legs, chest (mmmm) and privates to grow... and it obeys!

Fact #103: David Draiman could solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. And they'd have to agree to HIS terms.

Fact #104: Not only is David Draiman so badass that his fans make up lists of facts about him, but there are now so many that we're repeating ourselves!

Fact #105: David Draiman is a bold motherfucker (he blew up the rabbi's car, remember?)



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50 Re: David Draiman facts on Fri 28 May 2010, 12:11

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LOL XDD

(Did he really blow up a rabbi's car?)

Fact#106 David Draiman can lift the Statue of Liberty with just his pinky

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