Thank god for no censorship! This is the least strict forum I've ever been on, and I like it.
Fact #85-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. David Draiman doesn't bother. He just knocks it the fuck down!
Fact #86-When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive. But in a game against David Draiman, Chuck Norris will be lucky if he makes it out alive!
Fact #87-Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. David Draiman walked into a bar, and that building and all surrounding it were instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained PERIOD!