^No, but I still call him Daddy! LMMFAO!

ROLFMAO xDD

Fact#447 David Draiman is the sexiest man on earth
Fact#448 Nothing in the world can match David Draiman's sexyness
Fact#449 Those to try to match David Draiman's sexyness will be obliterated
Fact#450 David Draiman once took a microphone...and turned it into a set of drums, a guitar, and a bass

^I thought you might find that one funny!

Fact #451- David Draiman can take any instrument and turn it into an orchestra.

Fact#452 David Draiman's voice alone IS an orchestra!

^That gets six Dancing David awards because it's so damn true!

Fact#453 Piss David Draiman off and there will be nothing left of you. Not even ashes.

Fact #454- Piss David Draiman off and he will make it as though you never existed.

Fact#455 Hell, just thinking of pissing off David Draiman will mkae you cease to exist!

Fact #456- Piss David Draiman off and you will rue the day you were conceived, let alone born.

Fact#457 David Draiman can kill a hater with one sharp look.

Fact #458- David Draiman's monkey call will make a haters's head explode for even thinking of hating on Disturbed.

Fact#459 David Draiman can get into your head and control you ;)

^he is in my head controlling me.

Fact#460 David Draiman never needs somebody to love....cause everyone does :D

Fact #461- Most Gods are demanding of constant tribute and adoration, but not David Draiman. David Draiman is a generous and humble God. He doesn't need to be constantly reminded of how great and powerful he is. He already knows it and that's enough.

Fact#462 He doesn't need people to adore him cause we're already doing it xDD

^ Ain't THAT the truth!

Fact#463 David Draiman's pain can be transformed into a nuclear bomb. check out what he did to WWII.

Fact #464- David Draiman's pain and anger were transformed into the A- bombs that took out Hiroshima and Nagasaki and there are still craters in the landscape of Japan where those cities stand.

Fact#465 Whenever David Draiman got angry, he punched a hole in the moon.

^ No wonder the moon has huge craters! LOL xDDD

Fact#466 The world was nothing when David Draiman came into existense. So, he uttered three monkey calls. The first brought forth the planets and other heavenly bodies. The second brought forth us metal heads. And the third brought forth metal, the music that ruled the world! Until, that is...the anti-Christ, Justin Bieber, came and began taking over.

^Amen to THAT!! Down the the Anti- Christ Justin Bieber! lol

Fact#467 It's the year of the METAL rabbit. David Draiman knows this and will lead us to take down the anti-christ Justin Bieber and make METAL the top of the world's music once more!

^ I thought that would be the year of the METAL Ox, because our fearless leader is, himself, an Ox. But hey, I could be wrong....