Fact #270- David Draiman is the one who turned Carlisle Cullen into a vampire, but he didn't use venom... oh no, David Draiman bit down on Carlisle's neck and let PURE EVIL seep into the man's veins.

^ that was pure genius!

Fact#271 David Draiman didn't have to bite Carlisle to turn him into a vampire. All he did was stare at him and let his eyes seep evil into him!

^ That deserves a Dancin' David

Fact #272- David Draiman is the one that convinced Carlisle to turn Edward because he knew that Edward would be a great force for evil if he would allow the monster to rule.

Fact #273- Edward has been a huge disappointment, so David Draiman plans to use his hott fiyah gaze to put Edward out of his fucking misery.

Fact # 274- (See below)

Teacher: Spell AWESOME.
Student: Awesome. D-A-V-I-D D-R-A-I-M-A-N. Awesome.
Teacher: That's correct!

Fact # 275- One time my teacher gave us a test on the civil war and I forgot everything she'd taught us, so I answered "David Draiman" on everything and she had no choice but to give me an A. Even the principal acknowledged my intelligence by putting me on the A Honor Roll for the rest of the time I was in that school!

Fact#276 Our teacher gave us a seatwork - we had to write about our hero. I wrote about David Draiman and I had the highest score in the class!

^ Hey Rei, what did you write? "David Draiman is my hero because he's just freakin awesome?"

Fact #277- On my Swedish Massage Midterm, we had to give the name of the man who developed Swedish Massage. I, of course, answered David Draiman, and got 100!

Lol, i only wrote his name and got a perfect score xDD

Fact#278 David Draiman can do origami using a 3 inch thick sheet of metal!

Fact: David can scare out the enemy out of their caves, for our soldiers to mow them down, just by his growl

Fact#279 Twilight vampires sparkle. David Draiman doesn't sparkle - he shines!
Fact#280 anyone named David will be bestowed a kick-ass singing voice by David Draiman himself!

^ Not quite true... my high school Spanish teacher's name was David, and he can't sing worth a damn... neither can my cousin David... or my Uncle David...

^ they haven't been touched by David Draiman xD

^ That was priceless!

Fact#281 David Draiman isn't rated in metal's top 30 frontmen because he's the KING OF THEM ALL!
Fact#282 David Draiman created the dark side of the force

Fact #283- Correction of 282, the dark side of the force IS David Draiman.
Fact #284- David Draiman is the force that will knock Yin and Yang out of balance.

Fact 285- David Draiman can keep Bella Swan (or any fangirl for that matter) warm by standing 50 feet away.

Fact 286- David Draiman shines brighter than Betelgeuse.

Fact #287- David Draiman is brighter than all of the stars in the sky combined.

Fact #288- David Draiman is hotter than the molten lava core of the Earth.

^Dancing David for #288!

Fact #289- Forget being in heaven, David Draiman's voice makes you think you're already there.

^ That gets two dancing David awards.

Fact # 290- During Christmas, my mom needed a star to put on top of the Christmas tree. So I said, "Hey, Mom, why don't we get David Draiman?" So we did, and we won the award for Best Christmas Tree.

Fact#291 The American Idol judges can't judge David Draiman. David Draiman judges them
Fact#293 We are nearly at 300 facts...and still we cannot sum up all of David Draiman's awesomeness.

Fact #294- In agreement with the previous fact, there IS NO limit to David Draiman's awesomeness!

Fact #295- Yesterday I was giving a massage and received a five dollar tip. Later, I went to spend my tip and the clerk at the store said, "Who is this handsome devil? He sure ain't Abe Lincoln." I asked her to let me look at the bill and lo, and behold, it was David Draiman!

Black Butterfly wrote:
Fact #289- Forget being in heaven, David Draiman's voice makes you think you're already there.

Fact #296 - In Addition, David's fists are the gates to hell.

Fact #297 - People pray to God. God prays to David Draiman.

Fact #298- David Draiman is hotter than all the ovens in the world- combined.

Fact#299 David Draiman is hotter than the sun!

Fact#300 We are now at 300 David Draiman facts but we're not stopping here!