Yumiyuri wrote:Fact#172 David Draiman PWNS Superman. Why? Because David Draiman is MADE OF kyptonite.

Fact #176 Actually, kryptonite is made of David Draiman. As is steel, gold, silver, plutonium, neon.... basically the entire periodic table! Especially the metal section.

megan82 wrote:Fact #171 - The recent earthquake, heavy rainpour and tornado that hit Ontario and Quebec was done by David Draiman, he got so mad at the G20 and G8 summit crap the government here is spending on that he decided to fire mother nature.

LMFAO! I love that!

Fact# 178: Never mind the Mo(a)na Lisa, David Draiman can give every woman an orgasm and not be anywhere near them!

LOL

Fact#179 Just by thinking of David Draiman can give any woman an orgasm
Fact#180 David Draiman discovered every element and arraged the Periodic Table

Fact #181- It is a little known fact that David Draiman's temper is like a nuclear bomb. Just ask Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They pissed him off and there are STILL genetic deformities.

Amen to that! xD

Fact#182 David Draiman can kill Edward Cullen and his lot of sparkly gay vampires just by glaring at them.

^ That's because his glare is hott fiyah!

Fact #183- Everyone but David Draiman fear the Gods, but even the Gods fear David Draiman.

Fact #184 King Kong ain't got shit on David Draiman!




Ah.... references. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside ^_^

Fact #185: David Draiman can defy curses of any sort (because he'll never be overcome)

Fact#186 David Draiman and Triple H will be the awesomest tag team EVER.

^ that they would.

Fact #187- If you take the dedication of John Cena, the furosity of Triple H, and the ruthlessness of Randy Orton, you get all the energy of David Draiman's pinky toe.

Fact#188 David Draiman isn't a WWE Superstar because of the fact that he can take all of them at once - from Raw to Smackdown - and win without breaking a sweat

Fact #189- Vince McMahon tried to sell the WWE to David Draiman and David Draiman refused. Why? See Fact #188

And now... a David Draiman vs. Justin Timberlake fact

Fact #190- In 2006, Justin Timberlake thought he brought sexy back, but the truth is that sexy never left, because sexy is David Draiman.

Fact# 191-- David Draiman went back in time and convinced Richard Nixon to resign the Presidency on August 9, 1974...

Fact #192- Bill Clinton wasn't impeached because of Monica Lowinski, he was impeached because he pissed off David Draiman and Congress just could not let the insult stand. The impeachment took place AFTER David Draiman beat his ass.

Fact#193 the fact is this list is about to hit 200 and there will still be a lot more facts about the awesomeness that is David Draiman

^ that deserves a dancing David!

Fact #194- Justin Timberlake's Senorita left him for a one night stand with David Draiman. Justin's cookies must not have been all that tasty, because she later told unknown sources that David Draiman was the ONLY lay she'd ever want again, but would never get.

Fact#195 David Draiman brushes his teeth..with a chainsaw.
Fact#196 David Draiman can make beer come out of a pebble.

Fact #197 David Draiman beat the shit outta Chuck Norris and humiliated him by taking his recognition away. He now poses as Disturbed's mascot only known as "The Guy".

Fact#198 The Guy is actually made of the evil souls that David Draiman has collected and kept under his control.
Fact#199 Whenever you say David Draiman, a fangirl dies happy
Fact#200 this list has reached 200 and will keep going on because there's no limit to how awesome David Draiman is

^ that deserves another dancing David

Fact #201- When David Draiman looks at a Fangirl, she spontaneously combusts from the orgasmic force put off by just ONE of David Draiman's glances.

Fact#202 David Draiman's voice puts all the choirs of angels to shame

Fact david draiman can fly and knows the location of the holy grail its true

Fact #204- David Draiman IS a choir of angels all by himself.
Fact #205- The fact that he knows the location of the Holy Grail comes as no surprise. Not only does he know that, but he ALSO knows the location of the Arc of the Covenant.

Fact#206 David Draiman was the stuntman of every action star EVER
Fact#207 Rhianna had a Rude Boy and he beat the crap out of her. David Draiman is never a Rude Boy, but he will beat the crap out of anyone who dares to insult metal and their fans.