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76 Re: David Draiman facts on Thu 10 Jun 2010, 21:20

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kr0w93 wrote:Fact #136 Brittany Spears shaved her head to look like David Draiman.


I told y'all she wasn't fucking crazy.... and if you ridicule her because of this awesomeness, you fail.... hard.

I just about fell out of my chair at that one I was laughing so hard!

Fact #137: Brittney also wishes she were David Draiman

Fact #138: David Draiman haunts Freddy Krueger's and Jason's nightmares.

Fact #139: David Draiman personally picked all the ancient Seven Wonders of the World.

Fact #140: Moses didn't part the Red Sea...David Draiman did using the power of his voice!



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77 Re: David Draiman facts on Fri 11 Jun 2010, 05:38

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The Britney Spears thing killed me xDDDD

Fact#141 David Draiman is the ONE AND ONLY wonder of the UNIVERSE

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78 Re: David Draiman facts on Sat 12 Jun 2010, 01:31

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Fact 142: The sinkhole in Guatemale was caused by David Draiman's fist.
Fact 143: When David Draiman was born the devil said "Oh shit!" and has been hiding every since.
Fact 144: Everytime there is an luner eclipse it's because David Draiman treatened to kick the Sun's ass, and the Sun is trying to hide.
Fact 145: The Moon was once a bright as the sun, until it pissed off David Draiman. Don't ever fuck with him.
Fact 146: David Draiman doesnt chew gum, David Draiman chews metal.

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79 Re: David Draiman facts on Sat 12 Jun 2010, 02:17

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Fact#147 Judgement Day will happen if you piss David Draiman off

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80 Re: David Draiman facts on Tue 15 Jun 2010, 20:39

kr0w93


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Fact #148 Judgement Day has already happened. The day David Draiman was born he decided to cleanse the human race of all their sins with his singing.

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81 Re: David Draiman facts on Fri 18 Jun 2010, 09:00

Yumiyuri


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Fact#149 David Draiman infected us all with The Sickness but we love him for doing it!

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82 Re: David Draiman facts on Sat 19 Jun 2010, 00:40

kr0w93


Asylum
Fact #150 David Draiman infected us with AIDs but we all love him for doing it!

Jk lmfao


Fact #150 In desperate need of a pick up line, I said to this girl I liked, "David Draiman". I got laid that same night.

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83 Re: David Draiman facts on Sat 19 Jun 2010, 01:36

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Fact #151: David Draiman causes the earth's techtonic plates to move, so some day all the land masses will be as one.



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84 Re: David Draiman facts on Sat 19 Jun 2010, 01:37

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kr0w93 wrote:Fact #150 David Draiman infected us with AIDs but we all love him for doing it!

Jk lmfao


Fact #150 In desperate need of a pick up line, I said to this girl I liked, "David Draiman". I got laid that same night.


Epic Win!

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85 Re: David Draiman facts on Sat 19 Jun 2010, 21:47

Yumiyuri


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Damn, I love that rule! xDDD

Fact#152 Any guy can refer to fact #150 to get a girl

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86 Re: David Draiman facts on Sun 20 Jun 2010, 14:24

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Fact 153 - Bruce Dickinson wears David Draiman pajamas

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87 Re: David Draiman facts on Mon 21 Jun 2010, 08:58

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Fact#154 Chuck Norris' inspiration is David Draiman!
Fact#155 In school, "awesomeness" is spelled "D-A-V-I-D D-R-A-I-M-A-N."

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88 Re: David Draiman facts on Wed 23 Jun 2010, 01:37

kr0w93


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Fact 153 - Bruce Dickinson wears David Draiman pajamas

Lmao XD nice! :D


Fact #156
Ya hear that shreddin' Judas Priest solo? That's actually David Draiman's voice.

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89 Re: David Draiman facts on Wed 23 Jun 2010, 01:42

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Yumiyuri wrote:
numbtoes12 wrote:Fact #119-Losing at Yu-Gi-Oh? Play the David Draiman card and you'll win every game.

You mean this card? xDDD

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Fact #157
That Yu-Gi-Oh! card should have Over 10,000 Attack points.

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90 Re: David Draiman facts on Wed 23 Jun 2010, 08:26

Yumiyuri


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Fact#158 you don't need a deack to win yugioh anymore when you have an easy summon card like that xD

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91 Re: David Draiman facts on Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:19

Disturbed1forEternity


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Oh, these are the greatest! The Britney Spears stuff killed me, the Lady Gaga Stuff was the best... and now... I'm jumping in on this.

Fact #159- You know that old saying, "You can't fix stupid"? There is ONE man who can... and that's David Draiman.

Fact #160- David Draiman's libre piercings killed Chuck Norris's beard in a duel to the death. The only reason it's still on Chuck Norris's face is because David Draiman told it that it could only fall off if Chuck Norris died and David Draiman was not going to allow that to happen. David Draiman likes fucking with Chuck Norris too much to let him die.

Fact #161- David Draiman doesn't need to do math. David Draiman invented Math.

Fact #162- David Draiman told Michaelangelo how to paint the Sisteen Chapel.

Fact #163- The only reason we have the Mona Lisa today is because David Draiman taught Leonardo DaVinci how to paint, because David Draiman knows everything.

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92 Re: David Draiman facts on Thu 24 Jun 2010, 01:37

Disturbed1forEternity


God of the Mind
Fact #164- The reason there isn't a David Draiman Magic card is because, even though he would be a legendary creature, the card would take NO mana to play and be an INSTANT game ender.

Another Lady Gaga v. David Draiman fact.

Fact #165- David Draiman killed Lady Gaga with his poker face, this much is true. But did you know that he revived her with his monkey sounds, and made her orgasm endlessly with a wink? Fell the Awesome POWER of David Draiman!

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93 Re: David Draiman facts on Thu 24 Jun 2010, 08:48

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Fact#166 Miley Cyrus is hot for David Draiman. Too bad he never notices her.

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94 Re: David Draiman facts on Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:47

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Inside The Fire
^ lol!

Fact #167-Miley Cyrus wishes she could sing like David Draiman. Too bad she can't sing better than an elephant on crack.

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95 Re: David Draiman facts on Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:04

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Yumiyuri wrote:Fact#166 Miley Cyrus is hot for David Draiman. Too bad he never notices her.

Considering that he's 37, David is old enough to be Miley's father! I'm sure not even David would date a woman 20 years his junior.

Fact #168: No one could beat David Draiman in a fair fight. Or even an unfair fight. Just ask Chuck Norris!



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96 Re: David Draiman facts on Fri 25 Jun 2010, 01:35

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Fact #169- On the day David Draiman was born, the Gods and Muses dropped every just to bless him. Ares, God of War, blessed him with that ability to make animalistic war cries at will to frighten away any who would oppose him. Aphrodite, Goddess of Love, blessed him with two stunning brown eyes that can make a woman wet with just a glance. Apollo, God of Prophecy, blessed him with the foresight to know what is going to happen in the world if we don't change our ways. This included knowing when politicians are full of shit. The Muse Calliope, Muse of Epic Poetry, bless him with the ability to write epic stories through music. The Muse Euterpe, Muse of Lyrical Poetry and Music, blessed him with the ability to turn these epic poems into songs to inspire the masses. The Muse Melpomene, Muse of Tragic Poetry, blessed him with the ability to put into words the PAIN he may think he feels, and use it to relate to other people. This is why David Draiman is so mighty.

Fact #170- Like I mentioned in the previous fact, David Draiman does not feel pain

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97 Re: David Draiman facts on Fri 25 Jun 2010, 03:03

Fact #171 - The recent earthquake, heavy rainpour and tornado that hit Ontario and Quebec was done by David Draiman, he got so mad at the G20 and G8 summit crap the government here is spending on that he decided to fire mother nature.

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98 Re: David Draiman facts on Fri 25 Jun 2010, 05:21

Yumiyuri


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Fact#172 David Draiman PWNS Superman. Why? Because David Draiman is MADE OF kyptonite.

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99 Re: David Draiman facts on Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:02

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Fact #173- David Draiman can cure any disease with the touch of his hand, because he's that freakin awesome!

Fact #174- David Draiman is the weakness of every superhero every invented. Why? Because the world needs a REAL MAN to be it's hero, not some pansy that runs around in tights.

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100 Re: David Draiman facts on Sat 26 Jun 2010, 01:09

kr0w93


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Good stuff folks.... Keep it up! Indestructible


Fact #175 I don't know why the hell everyone's confused by Mona Lisa's smile. It's obviously because of David Draiman. Yes.... He is capable of giving a painting an orgasm.

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