^ Dancing David for #299!

#301- We were asked to rank the hottest guys in the world. I put David Draiman as #1 and got the highest score in my class.

# 302- David Draiman doesn't need women. Women need him.
# 303- David Draiman is the physical incarnation of God.

#304- David Draiman is the embodiment of God's love for all the women on the planet.

Fact#305 In a game of chess, you only need one piece - and that's David Draiman, the king!

Fact #306- King's in checkers should really be called David Draiman's because David Draiman is the King of ALL!

Fact #307 - Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice... As punishment for spilling David Draiman's drink.
Fact #308 - David Draiman once had an awkward moment just to know what it feels like
Fact #309 - David Draiman can speak french... In russian.

Fact #310 David Draiman can speak any language...just by singing "ooh ah ah ah ah!"

Fact #311- David Draiman can speak AND sing in any language... INCLUDING GREEK! Nothing is Greek to him.

Fact#312 David Draiman can decipher any language and code!

^because he's bomb ass like that!

Fact #313- David Draiman can experience every emotion that every person on the planet is feeling and NOT go insane. Why? Because he's already there, Perfectly.

Fact#314 the fact that insane people are people who overused their brain is already a sign of David Draiman's genius.
Fact#315 only those who are perfectly insane can go into David Draiman's Asylum xD

Fact #316- Who needs Edward Cullen and Jacob Black when there's always David Draiman?

Fact#317 Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are S. Meyer's failed attempts to replicate David Draiman.

Fact #318- In Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter series, Anita struggles with her love for vampire Jean Claude and werewolf Richard Zeeman... little does LKH know, but all of Anita's problems could be solved by David Draiman.

Fact#319 All problems can be solved by David Draiman.
Fact#320 David Draiman's hugs and voice can cure heartache :)

Fact #321- A hug from David Draiman can cure anything. He's just magic like that.

Fact#322 Magicians claim to be able to catch bullets in their mouths. David Draiman can catch an atomic bomb...in his mouth. Without setting it off.

Fact #323- It is scientifically proven that David Draiman's voice can cure any aliment known to man.. and some that aren't.

Fact#324 the idea for the Trojan horse was David Draiman's idea
Fact#325 More than 10,000 Germans raised their fists for David Draiman.Shove that up your ass Hitler.

^ #325 is great! I'm sure David would get a kick out of that.

Fact #326- There isn't an army in existence that hasn't raised it's fists for David Draiman.

Fact#327 Justin Bieber would have 10,000 fists up his ass if he ever crossed David Draiman.
Fact#328 David Draiman is already at his tipping point. Better say your prayers Bieber.

Fact#330 - There is a new Geico commerical in which the guy says "Can Geico save you 15 percent or more on car insurance? Is saying anything bad about David Draiman basically killing yourself?"

Fact #331

Justin Bieber has no chance with all those women pedophiles. David Draiman stole them all.

^but they're not pedophiles if David has them!

Fact #332- Christina Aguliara was once asked who she'd rather have in bed; Justin Timberlake or David Draiman. Her response was, "IF it were possible to get David Draiman IN my bed, I'd never want him to leave."