Fact#468 Correction, it's the year of the METAL DRAGON, cause that's what David Draiman is!

^You're right on THAT one!

Fact #469 : David Draiman is actually Elvis Presley reincarnated.

All hail The King...

^LOL.. I LIKE THAT ONE! Six Dancing David Awards for that fact!

*bows down to Luis for the fact*

Fact#470 Elvis Presley didn't die. He just shaved his head, had a voice operation to make it immaculate, and did a workout to have the perfect, sexy body, and got piercings. We know him now as David Draiman.

Fact #471- David Draiman was Elvis Presley in a past life.

(isn't that the same as him being the reincarnation of elvis?)

Fact#472 David Draiman uses the force to cut his hair

^(Yeah, I forgot that had been posted as a fact)

Fact #473- David Draiman uses the Force to cut EVERYTHING! Including his steaks!

Fact#474 scratch that, David Draiman IS the force!

^ Seven Dancing David Awards for that one!

Fact#475 David Draiman doesn't use a razor to shave. He uses the devil's horns.

Fact #476- You've heard of the Pick of Destiny? It wasn't an angel that knocked the tooth from the devil's mouth; it was David Draiman. The devil said something super stupid and got punched in the mouth. David Draiman gave the tooth to Dan Donegan and Dan plays with the pick to this day.

(damn, i need to watch the whole movie....xD)

Fact#477 in addition to that, David Draiman used the Devil's bones as the skeletons of mike's drums, and he gave Dan and John the Devil's hair to string their instruments.

^ ten Dancing David Awards for that one! The MOST EVER GIVEN!!!




Fact #478- David Draiman uses one of the devil's horns as his razor and one as a microphone.

^

15 AWARDS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Fact#479 It wasn't St. Michael the Archangel who cast Lucifer from heaven. It was actually David Draman. And the War of Heaven happened because Lucifer insulted David Draiman...and God wasn't going to let anyone insult the greatest being he ever created!

^That one gets TWENTY Dancing Davids!






Fact #480- The "Second Coming" will NOT be Jesus returning to Earth as the Messiah. It will be David Draiman's voice causing such a vibration that the Earth will ACTUALLY quake under foot.

Fact#481 Nay, David Draiman's voice will actually make the UNIVERSE quake!

^ *Bows down to Yumiyuri for that fact.* xDDD

^ *hugs the one bowing down xD*

Fact#482 David Draiman knits with long strands of titanium

Fact #483- David Draiman flosses with wax floss dipped in nitric acid and his mouthwash is sulfuric acid.

Fact#484 When David Draiman was younger he wore braces...made of titanium alloy.

^ On his teeth on on his legs? lol

teeth xD

^Somehow, I find that hard to imagine...

lol, use the imagination very well, which brings us to the next fact...

Fact#485 The world we live in and the lives we know of are not real. They are actually David Draiman's dreams and nightmares.