Fact #571- In Ayurvedic medicine, the word "PITTA" describes people that have "firey" personalites. They are passionate and creative. IN essence, "PITTA" means "David Draiman".

isn't that a kind of bread? XDD

Fact#572 David Draiman plays Russian Roulette with a full cylinder. He always goes first and always wins.
Fact#573 the reason it rains is because the clouds saw David Draiman...and wet themselves.

^ No sweetie, that's PITA.. too many T's.

Fact #574- Thunder is the product of the clouds stampeding away from the general direction David Draiman is in. They've just been scared so badly they pissed themselves and now they have to run home and change their pants.

Fact#575 in the event that coheead and cambria will win...David Draiman will kick their asses.

^FORTY DANCING DAVID AWARDS FOR THAT ONE! That one was too much!!!!

Fact#576 we're in the lead again because David Draiman has spoken of it.

Fact #577- David Draiman is counting on the Disturbed 1's to surge and push Disturbed into the lead and we WILL NOT let him down!!!!

Fact#578 David Draiman can kick every single Green Gay Fan's ass by himself

^ found your resolve again I see!

Fact #579- David Draiman will call down the wrath of the Almighty should Disturbed lose in this round of the Musical March Madness! They MUST proceed to the Final bout. It is written!

Fact#580 they lost so Green Day will soon feel the wrath of David Draiman. Be afraid...be very afraid.

Fact #581- David Draiman would never stoop so low as to PHYSICALLY harm someone unless they PHYSICALLY harm him. He'd much rather resort to psychological warfare.

Fact#582 Green Day doesn't deserve to be in the asylum with David Draiman. Oh no, they belong in David Draiman's hell >:)

Fact 583: David Draiman is so awesome he actually commanded "The Guy" to go after green day and give em all buzzcuts.

^ LMAO!! TOO FUCKING MUCH, BRO!!!

admit it they would lose half their fans without the makeup and fag haircuts.

Fact 584: David Draiman is so awesome he is the lead singer and frontman of the best band of all time.

(i know its stating the obvious but it should be stated)

yes it should be stated :3

Fact#585 David Draiman can wash his clothes in a dryer and dry them in a washing machine
Fact#586 David Draiman is so sexy even his reflection in the mirror wants to do him

Fact 587: David Draiman is so fucking cool he can do that dance and still, well be cool.

Fact#588 those who declare that the David Draiman dance is stupid or annoying will be killed by David Draiman himself.
Fact#589 David Draiman's sweat is used in viagra (lol sorry had to say that xDD)
Fact#590 Ten more facts until 600 but we still won't be able to summarize David Draiman's awesomeness :3

Fact#591: David Draiman is so strong he can walk the deepest depths of the ocean and not be crushed.

Fact #592- David Draiman is so kick ass that he can breathe underwater.

Fact #593- David Draiman can breathe Carbon Monoxide and not die.

Fact#594 Nay, David Draiman BREATHES in co2 and lets out O2 (that's why women tend to faint when they're overexposed to him ;))

^ That's priceless. There isn't enough room to make to post all of the Dancing David awards that deserves!!!

Fact#595 someone should probably show this to David Draiman on twitter XDD
Fact#596 if David Draiman met the Mad Hatter, he would drive him positively sane. (i am going through a serious Alice in Wonderland phase right now...)

Fact #597- David Draiman is the most electrifying front man in music... period. No one can compete with that. Those who try fail.. EPICALLY!!!

Fact#598 Disturbed once went up against every other band in the world. But David Draiman just put his fist up in the air and all the other bands ran away in fear