Fact#243 David Draiman is always right.
Fact#244 If David Draiman is ever wrong, refer to the previous fact and fact# 242

Fact #245- David Draiman was unknowingly entered in a dance contest. When he walked on on the floor all he did was raise his fist in the air and automatically won! This is due to the fact that David Draiman NEVER LOSES!!!

Fact#246 Chuck Norris can deliver a hundred-fist punch in 5 seconds. David Draiman can deliver a ten-thousand-fist punch AND kick in 1 second!

Fact#247

David Draiman is dancing

Fact#248 David Draiman is insane. Perfectly insane. That's what makes him the most awesome being in the world!

Fact #249 It takes a DBZ character 3 episodes to change a lightbulb. It only takes David Draiman a second after to remove the light bulb, spit-shine it and beat every single one of their sorry asses until they agree to replace it again.


Fact #250 Goku can turn Super Sayian. Tien is David Draiman in disguise, but nobody knows and that's why he's such an underrated character. He only sits on the sidelines so he doesn't blow up the Earth in the process of saving it.

Damn, I'm really missing DBZ now....

Fact#251 we are halfway to 300 facts, and yet this list still cannot give everyone the overall awesomeness of David Draiman
Fact#252 David Draiman can play a metal song on piano, flute, violin, guitar, drums, all instruments...with just one finger.

^ I like 252. That's funny as hell!

Disturbed1forEternity wrote:Fact #164- The reason there isn't a David Draiman Magic card is because, even though he would be a legendary creature, the card would take NO mana to play and be an INSTANT game ender.

Fact #253 - Fact #164 has been rendered void.

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^Nice! I love it!!!

^ that is very funny, love it!

Fact #254 David is great at Parties He can turn water into wine by just staring at it!

(I love that card! xD)

Fact#255 David Draiman can turn coal into gold just by looking at it

Fact #256- David Draiman is the only man in the planet who can rush a diamond with his bare hands.

Fact #257 David Draiman can crush a diamond with his pinky finger!

Fact #258: David Draiman can crush a diamond just by looking at it.

Fact #259- David Draiman can crush a diamond just by looking at it through a pair a dark sunglasses.

Fact #260: David Draiman just has to be in the same room with a diamond and it will crush itself!

^ but how will it make pretty jewelry for his girlfriend to wear if it crushes itself, Stef?


Fact #261- David Draiman can set a diamond in a chain made of any alloy just by speaking. The diamond will set itself and the metal will form to the shape of the stone.

Disturbed1forEternity wrote:^ but how will it make pretty jewelry for his girlfriend to wear if it crushes itself, Stef?

(You know, I didn't think about that. I was just goin' with the flow LOL)

Fact #262: David Draiman can cut diamonds into any shape just by thinking about it.
Fact # 263: Fact #260 is null and void.

Fact#263 David Draiman can do the headspin...while reading a book and kicking Chuck Norris' ass at the same time
Fact#264 David Draiman can kill all the gay vampires in Twilight just by singing DWTS

Fact #265- David Draiman killed all of the bogus werewolves in Twilight just by thinking "Stupify".

Fact #267- Face it Jacob Black, David Draiman is hotter than you.

^ That deserves the Dancing David award!

Fact#268 David Draiman contains all of Jacob Black's hotness...in his pinky.
Fact#269 Scratch the previous rules, David Draiman contains EVERYONE'S hotness...in his pinky