Fact #208- David Draiman would never put his hand on a woman violently, but he'll beat the hell any man who does and make the fucker like it!

Fact#209 Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares. David Draiman doesn't daydream. He's too busy playing lead role in other people's daydreams.
Fact#210 The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
The air around David Draiman is always a boiling 100 degrees. This is heat generated by his natural hotness and the blushes of his adoring fangirls.
Fact#211 Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 Cents every time he listens to a song.
Apple pays David Draiman millions of dollars to make music for Chuck Norris to listen to
Fact#212 In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then David Draiman turned that wine into beer.
Fact#213 Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. David Draiman can recycle the Recycling Bin.
Fact#214 Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience. Chuck Norris once had a near-David-Draiman experience
Fact#215 When Chuck Norris enters a contest, he gets a perfect ten. When David Draiman enters a contest, he gets over 10,000!

Fact #216- David Draiman doesn't have to compete to win ANYTHING. His opponents all forfeit when they see him because they know he's INDESTRUCTIBLE.

Disturbed1forEternity wrote:Fact #216- David Draiman doesn't have to compete to win ANYTHING. His opponents all forfeit when they see him because they know he's INDESTRUCTIBLE.

i really like that one

Yumiyuri wrote:Fact#202 David Draiman's voice puts all the choirs of angels to shame

and i 100%agree w/ this one too.

and i'm digging reading these.

fact#217 anyone who insults David Draiman will spontaneously combust.

Fact #218- The hot, shiny, sexy baldness of David Draiman's head is brighter than any star in the sky.

^ HOT DAMN! AMEN TO THAT!

Fact#219 The sun was created to try to imitate David Draiman's sexy head, but it fails miserably since it's David Draiman's head that we see xD

^ Amen to that!

Fact #220- The moon is actually a reflection of David Draiman's smile.
Fact #221- The stars are actually David Draiman's eyes.

Fact #222 David Draiman tried to fold a paper airplane, but he failed epically. Instead, he made a nuke.



Thanks for keeping this thread going, people! I haven't been to active on the forums as of late, but I appreciate all of your support and I'm glad you're enjoying the thread :)

^ that's funny.

Fact #223- David Draiman chews glass instead of gum.

Fact#224 David Draiman chews glass AND metal instead of gum

Fact #225: When David Draiman chews on glass, he spits out sand.

Fact #226: David Draiman's teeth are made from enamel covered diamonds, and can cut glass (so he can spit out sand LOL)

Lol xDDD

Fact#227 David Draiman's eyes can see into your soul
Fact#228 David Draiman eats pop stars for dinner

fact #229.....many have tried to imitate david draiman but fail because there can be only one

Fact#230 David Draiman is the brightest star in the universe!

Fact #231- David Draiman is EVERY STAR IN THE UNIVERSE!

Fact#232 David Draiman is the Eye of the Tiger

Disturbed1forEternity wrote:Fact #208- David Draiman would never put his hand on a woman violently, but he'll beat the hell any man who does and make the fucker like it!

Fuck yeah he would ! LMAo

Fact 233: When David is sad it rains, when He's happy its sunny
Fact 234: its not what would jesus do, its what would David Draiman do!
Fact 235: *For Denver residents* we're the mile high city because David Commanded us to be closer to him as he is GOD!!

disturbedlepgirl wrote:

Disturbed1forEternity wrote:Fact #208- David Draiman would never put his hand on a woman violently, but he'll beat the hell any man who does and make the fucker like it!

Fact 235: *For Denver residents* we're the mile high city because David Commanded us to be closer to him as he is GOD!!

That cracked me up! I live just NORTH of Denver in Greeley, so I can relate.



Fact #236- It's not Poseidon that controls the tides, it's David Draiman.

Fact #237- When David Draiman gets pissed, he steals Zeus's lightening bolts and throws them at the person he's pissed at, and then at Zeus.

Fact #238- Forget Eros, David Draiman is the God of Love.

Fact#238 Forget Aphrodite's magic girdle, David Draiman can make anyone, guy or girl, want him just by standing there
Fact#239 In relation to the previous rule, Aphrodite's magic girdle was blessed by David Draiman

Fact #240- To correct previous facts, David Draiman is not A God... he his the KING OF THE GODS! He kicked Zeus's ass all over Olympus to get the title and didn't kill Zeus ONLY because Hades begged him not to. Hades's realm, Tartarus became the new Olympus.

Fact#241 In a college entrance exam, I forgot all I studied. So I wrote David Draiman for every answer - and was at the top of the examinees.

Fact #242- David Draiman wrote "David Draiman" for all the answers on his SAT and got a perfect score because everyone knows that David Draiman NEVER gets ANYTHING wrong.