Fan Tweet: what kind of jobs did u have b4 u were a health care administrator? Like in high school or college?

David's Response: BANK TELLER. PHONE SALES. MAINTENANCE. LIFE GUARD

I don't know about you but when I read that I thought about the lucky teenage girls he might have given mouth to mouth to during the summer at the pool

I thought the bank teller response was cool. I would have stood in HIS line any time LOL

He could be MY maintenance man and I'd buy ANYTHING he called and tried to sell me over the phone.

I loved his response. All kinds of things popped into my head when I read that...

lol ladies, you are all being too naughty...as am I xDD

I would feign drowning and get me some CPR from him...and I'll save more so I can always have a nice trip to the bank...

^ I agree to that, Rei.

I wanna know where the fuck I was when he was a lifeguard and why I wasn't at his beach. xDDD

I'd also break a ton of shit on purpose just so he could show up for maintenance on a regular basis. LOL

him being a lifeguard makes sense before going into health admin

guys we are sorry, but us girls are going to go crazy here in this thread haha

all i could think about when he said he was a lifeguard was the image of him swimming...and the water...well, u gotta get inside my head to hear the rest of that =))

*image of baywatch suddenly pops in head* lol xDD

I could imagine him coming to "rescue" me. But then again, just seeing him would leave me breathless so it's kinda necessary for him to give me CPR xD

PoisonIvy wrote:guys we are sorry, but us girls are going to go crazy here in this thread haha

all i could think about when he said he was a lifeguard was the image of him swimming...and the water...well, u gotta get inside my head to hear the rest of that =))

How can we not be crazy? This is too rich for us fangirls. We're going to have a frickin Field Week with this. LOL

BTW, Don't have to get inside your head... I'm thinking similar thoughts. xDDDD


Poor David. Look what he got himself into by saying that. I hope he doesn't know anything about this thread. LMAO!

^ No kidding, he'd probably turn a million different shades of red trying to imagine the images we have in our minds. And I don't mean red from anger. I mean red from blushing.

I'd have to break shit on purpose too just so that I could call him. "My garbage disposal is broken, can you come fix it for me?" "My kitchen faucet is busted, can you come fix it for me?" Screw the security deposit!

Going to the bank would no longer suck if he were my teller. I'd find reasons to go to the bank everyday just so I could flirt with him.

The beach or pool is a hazard... good thing there's such a sexy lifeguard there to give me mouth to mouth should I drown. -smacks my own hand. I'm such a bad girl-

Just imagine answering the phone and you KNOW it's a telemarketer. "Hi, may I speak with the lady of house? My name is David and I'm with -insert company name here-. I was calling about a wonderful offer we have available for a limited time..." I'd go fuckin' broke buying a million of whatever he was selling.

^ You and I both, girl. You and I both. xDDDD


Actually I think he'd be turning a million shades of red from blushing and shaking his head going, "Fuck. I just provoked the fangirls."

Yeah, I know, right! And it would be followed with, "What have I gotten myself into?"

^ Exactly! xDD

Placing this here for the curious. This thread is getting amusing.

My only hope is that Lena doesn't discover this thread or she's going to make life at Casa de Draiman uncomfortable for him LOL

Lol, I think Lena understands how much David affects us mere damsels xD Maybe I should ask him for swimming lessons (I admit my freestyle sucks like hell)

WickedKnightAlbel wrote:Placing this here for the curious. This thread is getting amusing.

NO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Now I'M the one turning a million shades of red especially if he does read this!!! *runs and hides*

lol, he doesn't know who we are xDD

Haha! Yeah he would Dawn. It's fun to read.
However ladies...having just renewed my CPR card..Take a deep breath...

There is no more mouth to mouth. It's ALL chest compressions now.They save lives.Mouth to mouth shares germs.Now..if it was David's germs you ladies wouldn't care if he had MRSA and i'm sure you'd still kiss him! Haha!

David compressing my chest...*smacks self*

^ *starts laughing hysterically*

There's no way people can send us back to reality. We're having WAY too much fun with this! LMAO!

no kidding. we're having a blast with this. And I'm sure that David would laugh his ass off at this thread- and the David Draiman Facts thread. He would laugh so hard he'd probably clutch his ribs as he read the things we're saying about his old jobs.

Haha!! Yumi! Yeah...just make sure he doesn't break any ribs...Oh,who am I kidding, you ladies don't care just as long as DAVID DRAIMAN is the one that did it to you.

David Draiman gave me a high five!
David Draiman smacked me in the face!
David Draiman licked my foot!
David Draiman kissed my forehead,neck,chest,stomach....
David Draiman gave me crabs!
Ahhh....you get the point...he can give you anything and you'll take it.:D Way to go fangirls!

...does that mean we are hopeless masochists in the face of david draiman?