Fact #107 The tower of Piza is leaning because it's afraid to stand back up.... because of David Draiman of course.

that...was an awesome rule.

Fact#108 if you have a spelling test, write David Draiman for every question. You'll get a perfect score.

Fact # 109 David Draiman dosn't throw up, he throws down!!

fact #110
David Draiman can cure cancer by making chuck norris cry

Fact #111: David Draiman can cure any disease, any ailment, any affliction by making Chuck Norris cry "uncle".

Fact #112: David Draiman can eradicate world hunger, prejudice, and war.

(I think this is my favorite thread on the forum. It's right up there with the pictures of David thread)

#113: David Draiman once went back in time and told Metallica, MegaDeth, and such how to do their shit.

Fact#114 David Draiman can literally move mountains...just by singing!
Fact#115 What we don't know is that Freddy Kruger is afraid to go to sleep...because of David Draiman!

Fact# 116 David Draiman is The God of War

fact# 117 Davd Draiman was a chainsaw in a previous life

Yumiyuri wrote:Fact#17 Chuck Norris could kick a guy's ass in 5 minutes. David Draiman could instantly make hordes of girl faint by just smiling at them!

Fuck yeah he can! *Sigh* and faints LOL

Lol

Fact#118 David Draiman taught Chuck Norris everything he knows

Fact #120
Ignorance can be cured by knowledge. Stupid can be cured by David Draiman.

Fact #121
Scratch that. One look at David Draiman and you'll instantly feel Stupifyed.

numbtoes12 wrote:Fact #119-Losing at Yu-Gi-Oh? Play the David Draiman card and you'll win every game.

You mean this card? xDDD

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^Love it!

Fact #122: David Draiman doesn't need permission from anyone to do anything!

Fact #123: David Draiman's voice alone can soothe the savage beast.

Fact #124: David Draiman can make the planets align...on command!

Fact #125: David Draiman inspired the great poets and philosophers.

Fact#126 The great artists never painted a portrait of David Draiman because they could never capture his beauty xD
Fact#127 David Draiman can silence a crowd just by one long stare

Fact #128 David Draiman beat a fish in a staring contest


And thanks guys for your support with the thread! :D

Fact#129 David Draiman beat a STATUE in a staring contest!
Fact#130 David Draiman killed Lady Gaga with his Poker Face xDD

Fact #131 David Draiman can beat epic beard man/Vietnam Tom

Fact#130 David Draiman killed Lady Gaga with his Poker Face xDD


lmao XD

That killed me....


For Epic Beard Man/Vietnam Tom:
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And check out the interview lmao
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^And does the ignorance in the comments on those vids piss anyone else off?

*raises hand*

Now, for some David Draiman vs. Lady Gaga facts:

Fact#132 David Draiman is never too busy to answer his Telephone xD
Fact#133 Lady Gaga wishes she was part of David Draiman's Paparazzi

Fact #134: Lady Gaga wishes she was David Draiman

Fact#135 Justin Bieber's "baby" left him to be a fan of David Draiman! xD

Fact #136 Brittany Spears shaved her head to look like David Draiman.


I told y'all she wasn't fucking crazy.... and if you ridicule her because of this awesomeness, you fail.... hard.