1 Fall Out Boy Needs to be Mauled on Mon 03 Aug 2009, 15:28
And Fall Out Boy is an example of just how appreciative I really am:
I have heard many widespread rumors about Fall Out Boy being "extremely gay and emo" but of course me being a self-enlightening being, I always check my resources to test the validity behind these accusations. About 99.9% of such assertions turn out to be 100% accurate in their assessment.
Fall Out Boy is a stupid name for a band, anyway. What does it imply? Being ostracized? A descriptive term for a hangover???
These guys make horrible racket. Maybe not even racket. It's just bad. Take a peak at what they did to one of Michael "Wacko" Jackson's songs in their music video cover. They have absolutely no form or tasteful craft whatsoever:
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What kind of a stuck-up group of charlatans would intentionally butcher the song of a dead man? Sickening...
"I have an idea! Let's make a dumbass music video where we waddle like ducks and wear suits made of leather couch! Oh, and because I'm the lead singer and everything, I think I should put on a pearly white outfit and you guys can wear your afros like a bunch of retired circus clowns who now collect people's garbage for money. Pete, I want you to try and help me save face as I sing into the microphone with a high-pitched voice that resembles that of an Asian eunuch. And keep you're hair the way it is, we don't want people to think that you're straight or anything."
I really would like to make some t-shirts based off of celebrities that I hate but with bruised faces and beaten and crippled bodies. Unfortunately, CafePress, my main source of printing, does not allow such horrible things to go into print as part of their "policy":
"NO photos, logos, caricatures, or other artwork depicting celebrities, such as Michael Jackson or Madonna, or other third parties. Just because you take a photograph of a celebrity does not give you the right to use that photograph on merchandise, even if you digitally manipulate the photograph. Political figures are permissible because there is an exception to the general rule for political figures."
Don't worry, I'll think of something good for these bastards to get by.
Give me rock n' roll, or give me death. Give me your Ozzy Ozbourne, Disturbed, Metallica, Godsmack, Scorpions, and Rob Zombie. LET MOSH PITS RULE THE EARTH!!!!!
- The Psychopath Possum