I don't have tats either. Contemplated it for a while about 8 years ago when I was dating a man who was covered in them, but I got over it. As for David-- please, David, do not spoil that perfect body with a tattoo! You are, as others have said, just as hot without them.
I think I'll stop or I may pass out thinking about David au naturel...(is it getting warm in here???)