Hold your jewish Daughters back David Draiman is on the Singles Market


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CrowX


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This is a couple months old but very funny



Following Disturbed lead-crooner David Draiman’s much-publicized split with his fiancee a few months back, everyone’s favorite yeshiva boocher revealed in an interview with Altitude that he’s playing the dating game, albeit in a cautious capacity. In a prior interview with Finland’s MusiikkiTV shortly after the split, Draiman revealed that his now-former fiancee’s heritage — half German and half Persian — had become what he called “a huge source of contention in my family.” For those who aren’t privvy to our near-daily assault of Jewicisms on MetalSucks, Draiman comes from an Orthodox Jewish background and has some 200 relatives living in Israel, including his brother and grandmother.

Might Draiman now be on the prowl for a hot, young Jewess? Seems he’s being a bit more selective this time around; “I went out in Chicago. Got a couple of number, went on a couple dates. They didn’t last through dinner,” says Draiman in the below interview Altitude. Ouch! D-man’s playing hard to get. If I were the mother of a Jewish girl in the Chicago area I’d be awfully mindful of who my daughter hangs around with, lest Draiman inject her with “The Sickness.” Oooo ahh ahh ahh ahh.




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lol, better hold me back then. Face

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Bowers


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fight for him :)

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LOL. OK. *Gets out the chocolate pudding, a pool, and her bikini* I'm ready, Mel.

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LOL..Bring it on sister!!

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'I have your potential right here sexy!!' hope he doesnt mind that I'm not Jewish. (it is a very intersting religion though). giggity!!!

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I'm not a practicing one but ummm I'm ready when he is.

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Oh Ok......still bored as fuck ~*~*~*~sPaNk mE ~*~*~*~ butt Heart

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Not practicing either, and neither is he.....oh well, bring him on... LOL @ Dawn.

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Dawn_Cato


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You need to be shorter than 5'6 1/2" to hop on the DAVID DRAIMAN pleasure poll ride! WELL that's how tall he is! Oh God......I am almost 5'10" damn!!! Who wants to climb this bitch?? :Smile:



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LadyDisturbed


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I'm shorter. I'm 4'11. Interesting topic. LOL!

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I'm 5'4.......Ride um cowboy!!!!!!!! Dancing David

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LadyDisturbed


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LOL! I like that Melanie, but I'm first. ;)

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Ya Ya Ya! We shall see about that! ;-)

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LadyDisturbed


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hell yeah!

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Bowers


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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!

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:charizard: pissed3 :High: Bite me Salute :Alienwink:

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Bowers


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:Tear: at the the negativity Lol

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Oh Bowers, she knows I am just teasing her!!!!! LOL :Kill: lol!

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